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[teyrnon]

A few years someone on my friends list posted a roleplaying character questionnaire. I wrote up some in character answers for a number of my characters but the quiz was really problematic as written. Most of characters flat out refused to finish the quiz. I suspect only sdaemon will be able to identify the character.


How old are you?
K: I am 103 full moons old.

What's your height?
K: 1'6"

What are you?
K: I am a warrior of the Forest Kingdom of Cyrand.

Do you have any bad habits?
K: Sure, I have a habit of biting dumb humans who annoy me.

Are you a virgin?
K: Excuse me? Only a human would worry about something like that because their females are perpetually in estrus while the males are always in rut. Thankfully, my people are more civilized than that.

Who's your mate/spouse? If not, got anyone in mind?
K: Do I look like a dumb human to you?

Do you have any kids?
K: What would I do with a young goat? Goats are useless to me.

What's your favorite food?
K: I'm partial to lightly roasted grasshopper in an acorn sauce.

What's your favorite ice cream flavor?
K: What's that? Some sort of human thing I bet; only a human would think flavored ice is a good idea.

Have you killed anyone?
K: Yes.

Do you hate anyone?
K: This is another of those dumb human concepts. Hate is a waste of time. Life is too short as it is.

Have any secrets?
K: Yes. I don't go around telling everybody where I hid my caches of food for winter. Do I look like a human to you?

Do you love anyone?
K: I love the queen and my burrowmates.

What is your job?
K: I am a warrior of the kingdom.

Boy or girl?
K: I'm the female of my species.

What do you do to relax?
K: I work in my garden.

What's something that you like?
K: I like my swords.

Where do you like to sleep?
K: In a burrow like any civilized creature.

Where were you born?
K: In the Forest of Cyrand.



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[sdaemon.livejournal.com]

I remember the character but I can't remember her name...